Quote: Originally Posted by Antman
Pair, Two. The third "bird" pictured is actually is actually an automoton, crafted from spare Mac parts and an old camping fridge.
You've missed your chance, you should've done standup. Actually there are four birds, real ones. The other one is shy
They spend their lives fornicating and crapping on our heads, destroying every bit of whatever they can.
The also divebomb the dog, much to it's annoyance.