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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

23 Dec 2012   #1091

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

Groan...

rich
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23 Dec 2012   #1092

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

"hahahahahaHAHA.. great ONE Pebbly......
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23 Dec 2012   #1093

Windows 7 64 bit
 
 

From the late, great Ronnie Barker. On TV in the 1970s




This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.


Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.

Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers;they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge.

When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.


Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.


He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.


Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
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23 Dec 2012   #1094

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

loved the two ronnies, i can never remember which was which
was ronnie barker the fuge bat hastard
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23 Dec 2012   #1095

Windows 7 64 bit
 
 

Yes. Corbett is the short one!
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23 Dec 2012   #1096

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

I have been told their are three words that men don't like to hear.
Is it in.
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23 Dec 2012   #1097

 

"Pass the Visa" scares me more.
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23 Dec 2012   #1098

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
"Pass the Visa" scares me more.
Oh yes that does make one tremble and sweat.
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23 Dec 2012   #1099

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by z3r010 View Post
"Pass the Visa" scares me more.
Oh yes that does make one tremble and sweat.
Agreed.
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24 Dec 2012   #1100

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring " Run....Run!"

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: " R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya! "

A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams " R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya! "

The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells " R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run! " All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, " He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls. "

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, " Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!! "
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