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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

18 Jan 2013   #1121

Windows 7 Pro 32/64 bit and Windows 8 Pro 32 Bit/64bit
 
 

Subject: Massage

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...
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18 Jan 2013   #1122

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

BOY I'm going to start loosing more remotes.
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18 Jan 2013   #1123

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Just lost mine.
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19 Jan 2013   #1124

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Careful I take a long time for looking.
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19 Jan 2013   #1125

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I'm really missing posting on this thread, I've not figured out how to cut and paste on this tablet yet... however I'm saving up. ... when I get back on my laptop.
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19 Jan 2013   #1126

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"
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19 Jan 2013   #1127

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

W O W pebbly you are a riot this morning .... you may have to go sit on those naughty steps alone again....lol..
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19 Jan 2013   #1128

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"
Pebbly,
You win again...
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THW


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19 Jan 2013   #1129

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

I wath laughing tho hard, I thpewed my drink all over my keyboard and now the eth key dothn't work any more!
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19 Jan 2013   #1130

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

i laughed tho hard i farted

lois just shouted through to stop whistling
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