[robinb9]

Subject: Massage

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.
As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' To which he responded: 'I found the remote.'...

[Layback Bear]

BOY I'm going to start loosing more remotes.

[Lady Fitzgerald]

Just lost mine.

[Layback Bear]

Careful I take a long time for looking.

[LADYPINKtomato1]

I'm really missing posting on this thread, I've not figured out how to cut and paste on this tablet yet... however I'm saving up. ... when I get back on my laptop.

[pebbly]

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"

[LADYPINKtomato1]

W O W pebbly you are a riot this morning .... you may have to go sit on those naughty steps alone again....lol..

[The Howling Wolves]

   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly

A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that
when she married she was to please her husband and never
upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the
young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making
love and she stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes
and she let a big fart. She looked up and said, "Excuse
please, front hole so happy back hole whistle!"

Pebbly,
You win again...


THW

[Lady Fitzgerald]

I wath laughing tho hard, I thpewed my drink all over my keyboard and now the eth key dothn't work any more!

[boohbah]

i laughed tho hard i farted

lois just shouted through to stop whistling