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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

24 Jan 2013   #1141
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1 Pro
 
 

A guy walks into a bar & there's a drunk sitting at the bar, holding a little ball of something muttering "Looks like plastic, feels like rubber...". The guy sits down a couple stools over & after a beer, he notices the drunk is still playing with the ball muttering "Looks like plastic, feels like rubber..."

The guy walks over, looks at the ball & says "Sir, I'm a chemist, can I see that for a moment." The drunk hands it to him & the chemist, after examining it says "Wow, this is weird...it's exactly like you say, it looks like plastic & feels like rubber. Where did this come from?"

The drunk says "My nose..."
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24 Jan 2013   #1142
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

Borg, that one is enough to gag a maggot.

rich
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24 Jan 2013   #1143
BugMeister

64-Bit W7 Ult_sp1
 
 

Q: What do call a man with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto..

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24 Jan 2013   #1144
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
Q: What do call a man with a rubber toe?

A: Roberto..

Lol... now that's cute....
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24 Jan 2013   #1145
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

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Jim


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25 Jan 2013   #1146
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

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Oh Jim... xD
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25 Jan 2013   #1147
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

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Jim


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28 Jan 2013   #1148
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A little boy enters his parent's bedroom early one morning only to find his mum lying on top of his dad frantically making love. Realising she'd been spotted in the act, mum hurriedly gets dressed and follows her son down the stairs to try and explain what he saw. "Tom", she says, "you know that your daddy has a big fat tummy, well sometimes I have to bounce up and down upon it to flatten it down, that's what I was doing when you came into our room!"

The little boy, looking quite bemused replies, "well that's a waste of time, because whenever you go out shopping the next door neighbour's wife comes around, gets on her Knees and blows it back up again!"
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28 Jan 2013   #1149
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
A little boy enters his parent's bedroom early one morning only to find his mum lying on top of his dad frantically making love. Realising she'd been spotted in the act, mum hurriedly gets dressed and follows her son down the stairs to try and explain what he saw. "Tom", she says, "you know that your daddy has a big fat tummy, well sometimes I have to bounce up and down upon it to flatten it down, that's what I was doing when you came into our room!"

The little boy, looking quite bemused replies, "well that's a waste of time, because whenever you go out shopping the next door neighbour's wife comes around, gets on her Knees and blows it back up again!"
Pebbly,
So much for starting the week off on a good note but having one's stomach flattened and blown back up
is a great way to start your work day.
THW
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28 Jan 2013   #1150
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Memories, I think.
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