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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

14 Apr 2013   #1241
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Texas bragger gets told off by Aussie‏

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie
Farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the
Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his
Herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that
Are at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of Kangaroos
hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"?
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?
OH BURN! That's why you don't say **** to Aussies!
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14 Apr 2013   #1242
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”

The second kid says, “I’m getting my tonsils out, and I’m afraid.”

The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze.”

The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”

The first kid says, “Circumcision.”

“Whoa!” the second kid replies, “Good luck, buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn’t walk for a year.”

A Guy
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14 Apr 2013   #1243
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Good one A Guy. I took me 6 months to walk.
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14 Apr 2013   #1244
Gary

Win 10 Pro 64
 
 

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14 Apr 2013   #1245
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Gary View Post


A Guy
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14 Apr 2013   #1246
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

You just have to remember that you have to find something to put a little Jack in and leave it for the Cottonmouth snake. If you don't he will follow you home.
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14 Apr 2013   #1247
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Gary View Post
Where's you find that? xD
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15 Apr 2013   #1248
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

A random one liner.

You can't even scare a puzzle to pieces!
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15 Apr 2013   #1249
sk0t0s

Windows 10 Pro 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Gary View Post
very nice
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16 Apr 2013   #1250
Imperfect1

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by sk0t0s View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Gary View Post
very nice
Yep! Don't know what it is about this story that makes me smile, but it does!!!
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