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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

28 May 2013   #1301
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
I KNOW MANY OF YOU (LIKE ME) LOOK FORWARD TO FOOTBALL SEASON,
EVERY YEAR. WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE RECAP OF LAST YEAR.........

Coincidence? Just wondering...................


Alabama beat Arkansas,
and Arkansas fired their coach.

Alabama beat Tennessee,
and Tennessee fired their coach.

Alabama beat Auburn,
and Auburn fired their coach.

Then Alabama beat Notre Dame, and the Pope resigned.......


I wish the White House had a team!
omg lol
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28 May 2013   #1302
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
Old Submarine Sailor
Having been a mariner for half my working life this gave me a chuckle ...

I wonder if I am a lesbian
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28 May 2013   #1303
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

I was a old smoke boat (some times call pig boats) sailor.
USS Perch APSS-313
USS Volador SS-490
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28 May 2013   #1304
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jdXp610 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
Old Submarine Sailor
Having been a mariner for half my working life this gave me a chuckle ...

I wonder if I am a lesbian
Got a friend who says he's a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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28 May 2013   #1305
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!
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28 May 2013   #1306
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

If you want to spend some time reading some funny stuff but true about the old smoke boat sailors go here. I remember well the good old days. The olgoat was east coast and I was Westpac but the same is true what ever waters or port your in. I can't wright as well as the olgoat but I can relate. Just go to After Battery.

After Battery


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28 May 2013   #1307
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!
You say that like it's a bad thing!
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29 May 2013   #1308
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

I didn't know they allow Irish Pubs in the Bear State. If they do things are looking up for California. A Irish Pub with a Bear could be a real crowd pleaser.
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29 May 2013   #1309
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
I didn't know they allow Irish Pubs in the Bear State. If they do things are looking up for California. A Irish Pub with a Bear could be a real crowd pleaser.
Oh, they do allow Irish Pubs in CA. I was in one in Chino Hills back in December for breakfast. I've seen several others in various places in SoCal.
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29 May 2013   #1310
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Best Friend

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."
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