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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

29 May 2013   #1311
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Best Friend

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."
LPt,
and his funeral is when?
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30 May 2013   #1312
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Dennis I dunno.. I didn't hang around for the fight.......
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30 May 2013   #1313
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
I am a man trapped in an Irish Pub!
lol
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30 May 2013   #1314
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Best Friend

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner.
His wife screams at him. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is
a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be
bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home?”

"Because he's thinking of getting married...."
lol
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30 May 2013   #1315
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

I first went to sea when ships were made of wood and men were made of steel ..... ok ok so I lie.

This was my first ship which I sailed on as a Engineering Cadet <another name for a gofor>.

mv British Poplar a products carrier
Jokes Thread [3]-british-20poplar-03.jpg

And this was my last as a Second Engineer.

the Stena Mariannos a Diving Support Vessel
Jokes Thread [3]-stena-20marianos-01.jpg


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30 May 2013   #1316
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

WOW you are really a sea going marine, this must have been very interesting.
I recall seeing a huge shipyard in New England ( USA ) when I was vacationing there in the fall of 2008
( 17 states plus Canada's - Niagara Falls ) ( Arlington Cemetery-Iwo Jima Memorial - 1945 -Raising the Flag- USA )
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02 Jun 2013   #1317
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"
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02 Jun 2013   #1318
jdXp610

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"
awesome
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02 Jun 2013   #1319
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
One for Dwarf........

A Yorkshire lad's beloved dog dies so he decided to get a statue made of it. He visits a jewellers in Leeds and said 'Ah'd like a gold statue made of me dog please'. The jeweller says 'Do you want it 18 carat?". Yorkshireman says 'Nay you daft bugger, I want it chewing bone"
Oh miss pebbly, that was HILARIOUS!
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06 Jun 2013   #1320
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Layback Bear,
They should charge you $100 for each repeat of this joke.
Howard gets a free pass as Suzy was his sister. I read that in the Arkansas Law books. hehehe
THW
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