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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

23 Jun 2013   #1351
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

~~ Sittin At The BAR ~~

I was sitting there at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me,
grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

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"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" He says menacingly, as I burst into tears.


"This is the worst day of my life," I say.


"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen, and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all.

"I buy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in, and I sit here watching the poison dissolve …and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!


But he**, enough about me, how are you doing ???"


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23 Jun 2013   #1352
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

LADYPINKtomato1 I love it. Now the man at the bar can go to a Biker funeral and drown his sorrows.
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23 Jun 2013   #1353
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

A rarity.. ohhh LBBear.. too funny...
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23 Jun 2013   #1354
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Oh how we can remember.

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23 Jun 2013   #1355
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

OHHH You poor guys, see why we don't understand you ?
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23 Jun 2013   #1356
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW
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23 Jun 2013   #1357
Dude

Windows 10 Pro X64
 
 

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23 Jun 2013   #1358
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW
dennis.. dennis .. U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD !!!
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25 Jun 2013   #1359
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

A teenager's Facebook update:

The Internet was not working last night so spent time with family...
They seem to be nice people.
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26 Jun 2013   #1360
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Understand what?... Lid up ...men have been there
Lid down... women have been there

If the cover is closed down...Don't look in there!
THW
xDLOL!
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