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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

16 Jul 2013   #1391
DocBrown

Win7 Enterprise, Win7 x86 (Ult 7600), Win7 x64 Ult 7600, TechNet RTM on AMD x64 (2.8Ghz)
 
 

Husband and wife in bed.

Wife asks "Honey, do I do anthing that pleases you?"

Husband responds, "Why yes, that thing you do with your mouth!"

Wife says, "Oh, and what is that?"

Husband answers,
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>

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"you close it when you fall asleep"


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16 Jul 2013   #1392
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by DocBrown View Post
Husband and wife in bed.

Wife asks "Honey, do I do anthing that pleases you?"

Husband responds, "Why yes, that thing you do with your mouth!"

Wife says, "Oh, and what is that?"

Husband answers,
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>

>

"you close it when you fall asleep"


And then the fight started...
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17 Jul 2013   #1393
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
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17 Jul 2013   #1394
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
Traitor!
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17 Jul 2013   #1395
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Why pick a fight ?
Wouldn't life be much easier ?
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17 Jul 2013   #1396
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Umm...this is the Jokes thread. We're jokin'. Notice the winking smilies?

Btw, a common kind of joke presents the scenario where someone does something funny to someone else, such as a husband zinging his wife, as in LPT's joke, and the standard punch line is, "And then the fight started." or something similar.
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17 Jul 2013   #1397
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Women always get the last word in an argument.
Anything a man says after that is a new argument.

Jim
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18 Jul 2013   #1398
thudpucker

W-7 Home premium
 
 

Be careful what you buy on Ebay.
A guy paid $60 for a Penis Enlarger.
He got a Magnifying glass and instructions saying: "Do not use in bright sunlight!"
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18 Jul 2013   #1399
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

A Touching Story on How Men Think...

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As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what?


You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side...

You know what Martha?"

"What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

"I'm beginning to think you're bad luck."

A friend sent this to me...


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18 Jul 2013   #1400
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
And the fight lasted and lasted.. women NEVER seem to forget much of anything.
Better yet.. they need to learn what's important when picking a fight.
Traitor!

the DEVIL made me do it !!!!
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