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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

09 Jan 2012   #141

Windows 8 Pro
 
 

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She stares at them for a moment, then she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side of her own head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"
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09 Jan 2012   #142

Windows 8 Pro
 
 

German tourist arrives at french airport. Immigration officer asks him: "Occupation?" The german replies: "No, no, just visiting!"
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12 Jan 2012   #143

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

Don't know if this has been posted yet just seen it in one of my newsgroups.

A worrying thought for 2012 ...



10 years ago Bob Hope died

5 years ago Johnny Cash died

A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died

A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died

Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It.



Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!
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12 Jan 2012   #144

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Can you imagine that poor sucker being berated by the Regimental Serjeant Major?

"Balls, stand to attention!"

"Balls, pull yourself together!"

"Balls, stop fidgeting!"

"Balls, get your bloody act together!"
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12 Jan 2012   #145

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Can you imagine that poor sucker being berated by the Regimental Serjeant Major?

"Balls, stand to attention!"

"Balls, pull yourself together!"

"Balls, stop fidgeting!"

"Balls, get your bloody act together!"
.....or "Yes sir, Major B...."
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12 Jan 2012   #146

windows 7 x64 Home Premium
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Can you imagine that poor sucker being berated by the Regimental Serjeant Major?

"Balls, stand to attention!"

"Balls, pull yourself together!"

"Balls, stop fidgeting!"

"Balls, get your bloody act together!"
... or "Fall out, Balls!" Yikes!
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12 Jan 2012   #147

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by stevieray View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Can you imagine that poor sucker being berated by the Regimental Serjeant Major?

"Balls, stand to attention!"

"Balls, pull yourself together!"

"Balls, stop fidgeting!"

"Balls, get your bloody act together!"
... or "Fall out, Balls!" Yikes!
.... or "At Ease, Balls!
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12 Jan 2012   #148

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

I guess it might be redundant to say "Balls, on the double..."
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12 Jan 2012   #149

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

[/QUOTE]... or "Fall out, Balls!" Yikes![/QUOTE]

Oh dear, I wish I'd thought of that one!
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12 Jan 2012   #150

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

If he manages to climb a ladder, is it a Balls-up ?
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