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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

15 Oct 2013   #1561
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

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I was in San Francisco once. The only good thing about it was I wasn't there long. It' not meant for me.
Honey, we are everywhere.
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15 Oct 2013   #1562
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
I agree on all except the last part. For proof of that being wrong, just look at the U.S. Congress.
The U. S. Congress does not use its brain at all and talks out their arse.

Jim
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15 Oct 2013   #1563
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
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15 Oct 2013   #1564
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
I agree on all except the last part. For proof of that being wrong, just look at the U.S. Congress.
The U. S. Congress does not use its brain at all and talks out their arse.

Jim
That is impossible; Congress has no brain and it is an arse.
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15 Oct 2013   #1565
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
Well as a matter of fact........ and they make good putter on of slippers too and putting the food down in front of you without getting in front of the telly and making sure it is all cut up nice and neat for you and drenched in gravy or ketchup and.........
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15 Oct 2013   #1566
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Women are absolutely gorgeous, lovely, brainy, delightful, great company, fantastic cooks, great house people, tidy, clean, and have the largest speech area of the cerebral cortex of all known life forms on earth
I thought you were going to say; great house pets !
Well as a matter of fact........ and they make good putter on of slippers too and putting the food down in front of you without getting in front of the telly and making sure it is all cut up nice and neat for you and drenched in gravy or ketchup and.........
Oh, you have a well trained one ?
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15 Oct 2013   #1567
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Thanks for the reminders of why I'm glad to be a Lesbian, guys.
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15 Oct 2013   #1568
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Can't blame you, Girls/Women are where it's at

A Guy
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15 Oct 2013   #1569
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

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Can't blame you, Girls/Women are where it's at

A Guy
No argument there!
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15 Oct 2013   #1570
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Thanks for the reminders of why I'm glad to be a Lesbian, guys.
Whats that got to do with putting my slippers on?? you got arms haven't you?? Cripes whatis the world coming to
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