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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

12 Jan 2012   #151

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

If he is the catering business, is it "Balls To Go?"
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12 Jan 2012   #152

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Reminds me of my favorite novels.

"Tigers Revenge" by Claude Balls.

or "Under the Bleachers" by Seymour Butts.


Jim
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12 Jan 2012   #153

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

"Fifty Yards to the Outhouse"

by Will E. Maykit
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12 Jan 2012   #154

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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12 Jan 2012   #155

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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12 Jan 2012   #156

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

I think I may have brightened your day, Prof.
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12 Jan 2012   #157

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Without a doubt.
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12 Jan 2012   #158

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Some time ago while I was exploring London I saw a hardware store across the street, which had a beautifully engraved sign over the door with what was obviously the shopkeeper's name and his trade.

It said simply "Roger's Toolworks" to reflect the hand tools hanging in the front display window.

On the wall alongside the sign, some wag had scrawled in chalk "So Does Mine".

To this day, it makes me smile every time I'm reminded of it.
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12 Jan 2012   #159

64-Bit W7 Ult_sp1
 
 



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13 Jan 2012   #160

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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