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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

18 Oct 2013   #1591
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
Amateur is good. You have to keep practicing to improve.
Honey, even the pros have to keep practicing.
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19 Oct 2013   #1592
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lady Fitzgerald View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
Thank you pebbly's. Keep them coming. Three is about my limit also.
Amateur!
Well 77 is better than 69 - you get 8 more.
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19 Oct 2013   #1593
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

Young hot blooded fellow always on the look out finds a gorgeous brunette and takes her home after dinner and they get down to it when suddenly his pet parrot says
"Someone's gonna s*****d tonight!"
Immediately this puts the girl and him off any romantic intentions so he takes her home.

Few days later he meets wines and dines a beautiful redhead same thing on the sofa really getting hot and steamy when the parrot pipes up
"Someones gonna get s******d tonight" with the same result as before.
This goes on for the blond , the black haired girl another brunette and before long the young bloke realises he is never going to get his wicked way and gets real peed off.
He then comes up with an idea "I know " he thinks "I'll get a female parrot - bingo that will keep him quiet!!"

Off to the pet shop and he asks the owner if he has a female parrot he can buy. The owner says no but I tell you what I do have - is a female owl!
Young bloke thinks for a bit thinking what the dickens am I going to do now? and finally says "Ok I'll take the owl" - thinking any port in a storm!

Takes the owl home and puts her on the perch alongside the parrot who looks at the owl with a bewildered sort of stare.

That night he meets a real honey and thinks tonights the night - yes!!

Wines and dines her takes her home start getting very romantic on the sofa and soon things are getting very steamy when suddenly the parrot pipes up
"Someone is going to get s*****d tonight!"

The owl turns to the parrot with eyes bulging out and goes "HOO HOO!"
Parrot looks round at the owl and says "Yes and it ain't going to be you - you ugly flat faced bugger!!"

I have "toned" it down tad for the ladies.
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19 Oct 2013   #1594
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I am in room #317 at Fairview Southdale Hospital( was a guy )







This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1?"
So I did..... I don't remember much after that.
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19 Oct 2013   #1595
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I am in room #317 at Fairview Southdale Hospital







This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1?"
So I did..... I don't remember much after that.
Gee, I didn't know you are family.
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19 Oct 2013   #1596
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

S U R P R I S E D ya huh ????... just from a different kind of family. !!!
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19 Oct 2013   #1597
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

Get into it gals LOL!!
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19 Oct 2013   #1598
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I am in room #317 at Fairview Southdale Hospital( was a guy )







This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1?"
So I did..... I don't remember much after that.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Get into it gals LOL!!
YOU are sooo bad, I mean bad to the bone bad !!!!
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19 Oct 2013   #1599
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I am in room #317 at Fairview Southdale Hospital( was a guy )







This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1?"
So I did..... I don't remember much after that.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by ICit2lol View Post
Get into it gals LOL!!
bad !!!!
Just call me George and this is just for you Pinky

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20 Oct 2013   #1600
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

You're getting into Bad Company John.

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