Jokes Thread [3]


  1. jadinolf
    Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       New #1621

    COMPUTIAC said:
    jadinolf said:
    Lady Fitzgerald said:

    You're older than dirt? I invented it.

    Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.
    Oh yeah?

    I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

    Ha !

    You're both youngster's to me.
    Really? I'm 79.

    Now tell me you're older.
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  3. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1622

    jadinolf said:
    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    jadinolf said:
    ...I'm older than dirt.
    You're older than dirt? I invented it.

    Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.
    Oh yeah?

    I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!
    Agewise, dirt trumps the Pyramids.
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  4. The Howling Wolves
    Posts : 9,537
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
       New #1623

    I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
    Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
    THW
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  6. COMPUTIAC
    Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       New #1624

    jadinolf said:
    COMPUTIAC said:
    jadinolf said:

    Oh yeah?

    I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

    Ha !

    You're both youngster's to me.
    Really? I'm 79.

    Now tell me you're older.
    OK, I'm older
      My Computer

  7. Lady Fitzgerald
    Posts : 9,600
    Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
       New #1625

    jadinolf said:
    COMPUTIAC said:
    jadinolf said:

    Oh yeah?

    I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!

    Ha !

    You're both youngster's to me.
    Really? I'm 79.

    Now tell me you're older.
    Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).
      My Computer

  8. COMPUTIAC
    Posts : 1,568
    Windows 8.1.1 64bit
       New #1626

    The Howling Wolves said:
    I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
    Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
    THW

    Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.
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  10. jadinolf
    Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       New #1627

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    jadinolf said:
    Lady Fitzgerald said:

    You're older than dirt? I invented it.

    Btw, #18 is also known as Destinesia.
    Oh yeah?

    I'm older than the Pyramids. So there!
    Agewise, dirt trumps the Pyramids.
    Never knew that.
      My Computer

  11. jadinolf
    Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       New #1628

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    jadinolf said:
    COMPUTIAC said:


    Ha !

    You're both youngster's to me.
    Really? I'm 79.

    Now tell me you're older.
    Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).
    Yahoo, I won!!!!
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  12. jadinolf
    Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       New #1629

    COMPUTIAC said:
    The Howling Wolves said:
    I am so old that I witnessed them gathering the rocks to build the pyramids.
    Even saw where Adam threw the apple.
    THW

    Dang, I didn't think anyone saw me.
    I saw ya!
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  13. jadinolf
    Posts : 1,606
    Windows `10 Professional 64bit
       New #1630

    Lady Fitzgerald said:
    jadinolf said:
    COMPUTIAC said:


    Ha !

    You're both youngster's to me.
    Really? I'm 79.

    Now tell me you're older.
    Ok, ok, you win! I'm a youthful 64 (although my failing body disagrees).
    64? I have socks your age.
      My Computer

 

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