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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

29 Oct 2013   #1661
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

I agree but in this case, it's a city law. The store has nothing to do except comply with the law.
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29 Oct 2013   #1662
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Are we still in the JOKE THREAD or Plastic, paper, or bring your own bag thread?
THW
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29 Oct 2013   #1663
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by The Howling Wolves View Post
Are we still in the JOKE THREAD or Plastic, paper, or bring your own bag thread?
THW
We think it's a joke.
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29 Oct 2013   #1664
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Wolfman Worries


The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.


"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.


"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.


"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?" she asks nicely.


"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna eat! Alright! Is that alright with you? Can I come home from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food down my throat? huh?"


At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing things around the apartment in a mad rage.


Looking out the window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself, "Well, I guess it's that time of the month."
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29 Oct 2013   #1665
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Sure sounds familiar.
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29 Oct 2013   #1666
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
Sure sounds familiar.
You think we enjoy it?
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30 Oct 2013   #1667
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A young lady went to the doctor's for a check-up:
"By the way, Doctor, my boyfriend has dandruff. Is there anything you can suggest?"
"Why don't you just give him Head & Shoulders?"
After a short pause; "How do you give shoulders?"
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30 Oct 2013   #1668
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

pebbly, you're BAD!
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30 Oct 2013   #1669
Kari

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
pebbly, you're BAD!
No, she's just bad enough to understand what gets us men to tick .
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30 Oct 2013   #1670
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
pebbly, you're BAD!
You say that like it's not a good thing.
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