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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

13 Jan 2012   #161
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote:
...and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles....
....after he gets out of the I.C.U. (Intensive Care Unit)
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13 Jan 2012   #162
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

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13 Jan 2012   #163
panais

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote:
...and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles....
....after he gets out of the I.C.U. (Intensive Care Unit)
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13 Jan 2012   #164
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Assuming he's not D.O.A., he's still SOL...
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13 Jan 2012   #165
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp View Post
Assuming he's not D.O.A., he's still SOL...
F.Y.I., he is F.U.B.A.R.
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14 Jan 2012   #166
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by pebbly View Post
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while ... then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
Step Mistress

A Guy
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14 Jan 2012   #167
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Not really a joke as such, but I found this from the Daily Mail's Kelvin Mackenzie.

"A French University study in South Brittany found that young female hitch-hikers wearing red T-shirts got 20% of male drivers to stop and offer them a lift, while those wearing black T-shirts didn't do so well with only 10% of male drivers offering them a lift.

However, this research was a waste of time as we all know that girls not wearing a T-shirt would get 100% of male drivers to stop and offer them a lift."
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14 Jan 2012   #168
MWRed

Windows 7 Home Premium
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
Not really a joke as such, but I found this from the Daily Mail's Kelvin Mackenzie.

"A French University study in South Brittany found that young female hitch-hikers wearing red T-shirts got 20% of male drivers to stop and offer them a lift, while those wearing black T-shirts didn't do so well with only 10% of male drivers offering them a lift.

However, this research was a waste of time as we all know that girls not wearing a T-shirt would get 100% of male drivers to stop and offer them a lift."
Haha
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16 Jan 2012   #169
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

A little girl wrote to Santa Claus asking for £100 to buy presents for her mum and dad, who were both out of work.

She didn't seal the envelope and the letter was read by the posties at the Royal Mail sorting office, who had a whip-round and raised £68.

The girl wrote back to Santa and said: "Thank you for the money. I know you sent me £100, but those thieving sods at the sorting office stole the rest."
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16 Jan 2012   #170
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Only a young English girl would think that.
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