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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

18 Dec 2013   #1741
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 

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How many reindeer did Santa have?
9...

Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
Blitzen
Rudolph
You forgot Olive. We first hear about her in the same song we heard about Rudolf.

"Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."

Bazinga!
Isn't it "All of the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"

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You know Dasher and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all?

Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
You'll go down in history"
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18 Dec 2013   #1742
derekimo

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That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of.
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18 Dec 2013   #1743
indianacarnie

 

Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
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19 Dec 2013   #1744
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

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19 Dec 2013   #1745
COMPUTIAC

Windows 8.1.1 64bit
 
 

Olive, mmmmmm, the hot Reindeer
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19 Dec 2013   #1746
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by indianacarnie View Post
Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
Oops, my bad
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19 Dec 2013   #1747
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!" "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."
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19 Dec 2013   #1748
indianacarnie

 

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19 Dec 2013   #1749
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by gladson1976 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
That was the joke, Olive sounds like all of.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by indianacarnie View Post
Its a pun, a play on words. Say it/sing it and see............................
Oops, my bad
As I said, Bazzinga!
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19 Dec 2013   #1750
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by indianacarnie View Post
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