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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

09 Feb 2014   #1861
ICIT2LOL

Desk1 7 Home Prem / Desk2 10 Pro / Main lap Asus ROG 10 Pro 2 laptop Toshiba 7 Pro Asus P2520 7 & 10
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by COMPUTIAC View Post
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My nephew works at a copy shop that provides a variety of computer services. Once, a customer brought in a snapshot he had taken of the front of his house.

"Would you scan this picture onto a computer screen"? he asked my nephew.

"Then rotate it 180 degrees. I need a photo of the back of my house."
Yep reminds me of a funny incident that happened to me a few years ago.
An older lady was told by her doctor to collect and bring in three consecutive days stool specimens - as one does for bowel cancer screening.
She came to the window of the nurses station and announced that she had done this and I politely said she could leave it with me and it would go to the lab the next day.
She fished around inside an old plastic carrier bag and brought out a 2 LITRE ice cream container packed to the brim with errrr her three days of stool.
I had to really restrain myself from laughing out loud at her naivety and the look on her face was just dead pan serious.LOL!! The doctor for a change thought this hilarious too!!

PS On a more serious not for those not in the know there are special small pots with scoops on the underside of the lid for collecting said specimens on three consecutive days and should be done by everyone over 40 -4 years old or if there is a history of familial bowel or any cancer.
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10 Feb 2014   #1862
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

Thought youall might like this.

A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors.
After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story....
After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.
The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.
"What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded.
"Mrs. Terry is 71 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,


"Does she still have the hiccups?"

Rich
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11 Feb 2014   #1863
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

That's a great one.. made me laugh out loud !!!!
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11 Feb 2014   #1864
UsernameIssues

W7 Pro SP1 64bit
 
 

It made me laugh too.

It brought to mind this 71-year-old woman who was cured of her hiccups via other means.

More info here: BBC - Future - Which hiccup remedies really work?
At least read/scan until you find the reference to the 71-year-old woman :-)
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11 Feb 2014   #1865
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Well as long as it works, most could care less. I read every one listed,
it could well be they get distracted and forget to hiccup.....
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11 Feb 2014   #1866
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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Too much of a good thing , it's looking like.,


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11 Feb 2014   #1867
gladson1976

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 (XP, 98SE, 95, 3.11, DOS 7.10 on VM) + Ubuntu 10.04 LTS Lucid Lynx
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
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Too much of a good thing , it's looking like.,
Too true

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12 Feb 2014   #1868
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

No phones allowed at the dinner table, eating and conversation is all that's Allowed.
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12 Feb 2014   #1869
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t."

"It was my first day with the hook.
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13 Feb 2014   #1870
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Paper is dead !!!
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