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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

18 Jan 2012   #181
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

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Thank you Mr. and Mrs Wolves. Kilroy would be welcome to my home.
He'd probably tag your fence with his wax chalk.
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See - look what he did to A Guy's post!
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19 Jan 2012   #182
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

LOW Battery !!!!

A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.So whenever
she calls in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.


Give that man a medal!
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19 Jan 2012   #183
jloc

Windows 7 Ultimate
 
 

"One door closes, and another door opens" said my boss.

Which is why I'm such a poor submarine designer.
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20 Jan 2012   #184
Maguscreed

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 x64
 
 

Quick political one I heard today.

Waiting for the media to talk about Ron Paul is like waiting for the cast of Jersey Shore to start discussing Nietzsche.
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20 Jan 2012   #185
Qdos

 

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

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Pop it into a hot oven until it's Bill Withers...
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20 Jan 2012   #186
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

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20 Jan 2012   #187
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Ditto! I do like that one.
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20 Jan 2012   #188
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

"I can't stop singing" the man replied.

"Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

"The green, green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual!"
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20 Jan 2012   #189
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

"I can't stop singing" the man replied.

"Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

"The green, green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual!"
Why, why, why Dehlila?
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20 Jan 2012   #190
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
A man went to see his doctor who asked him what the problem was.

"I can't stop singing" the man replied.

"Any particular song?" questioned his doctor.

"The green, green grass of home."

"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome" replied the Doc.

"Is it common?"

"It's not unusual!"
Why, why, why Dehlila?
Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau - if you work that one out I'll buy Topper a ton of hay!
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