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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

20 Jan 2012   #191
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

"Old Land of My Fathers"

Easy one. I knew it was Welch. Well I figured it was.
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20 Jan 2012   #192
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

How the hell am I going to transport a ton of hay across the pond?

Google's too bloody handy!
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20 Jan 2012   #193
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
How the hell am I going to transport a ton of hay across the pond?...
Toss it in the ocean and let it float across.

(That's what I'd tell Hopalong, anyway. )
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20 Jan 2012   #194
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Well the fact I was 99% sure it was Welch made it a lot easier.

Remember I'm the one that loves to use translators on the forum.

I'll let you slide on the hay this time.
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20 Jan 2012   #195
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by seavixen32 View Post
How the hell am I going to transport a ton of hay across the pond?

Google's too bloody handy!
Send it Air Express and have them drop it on Hoppy's house like the Fed Ex guys do
throwing the package over the fence.
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20 Jan 2012   #196
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Well the fact I was 99% sure it was Welch made it a lot easier.

Remember I'm the one that loves to use translators on the forum.

I'll let you slide on the hay this time.
Just as well, I was going to follow up on Dennis's suggestion.
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20 Jan 2012   #197
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting.. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra Polygrip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbours are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.
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21 Jan 2012   #198
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Today's reminder's!!

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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21 Jan 2012   #199
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
LOW Battery !!!!

A man saved his girlfriend’s phone number on his mobile as “LOW BATTERY”.So whenever
she calls in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger.


Give that man a medal!
Very smart man I will remember that.
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21 Jan 2012   #200
beauparc

Windows 7 64 bit
 
 

Woman. "Can I drive home tonight?"

Husband. "No"

"Please"

"No"

"If you let me, we''l have the best sex ever when we arrive"

"Er.."

"I promise"

"Oh, alright then"




And those words, Ladies and Gentlemen, were the last thing recorded by the Black Box on the Costa Concordia.
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