~~~SEX WITH A COWBOY...
Prior to her trip to Oklahoma, USA , Carol (a blonde chick from England ), confided to her co-workers and friends she had three goals for her trip;
1. She wanted to taste some real western Bar-B-Q.
2.. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo...And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a local cowboy.
Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.
'Let me tell you, they have beef to die for, and when they Bar-B-Q it, the taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes...Those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'
Then came the big question,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding me? When I saw the size of the condoms they carry in their back pockets, I changed my freakin' mind!!!