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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

20 Feb 2012   #301
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1
 
 

Very good LADYPINK.
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20 Feb 2012   #302
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Carlos Tevez, a very highly-paid footballer contracted to Manchester City, fell out with his manager some time ago and hasn't played since.

When asked about his problems he complained that his manager treated him like a dog.

I don't see what his problem is. After all, it's his job to run around a field chasing after a ball.
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20 Feb 2012   #303
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I hope I don't get the naughty Girl tag on this..
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20 Feb 2012   #304
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by richnrockville View Post
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Rich
A good one.. I'm part blonde.. along with gray.
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20 Feb 2012   #305
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I hope I don't get the naughty Girl tag on this..
To the naughty step with Pebbly you go!
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20 Feb 2012   #306
Qdos

 

A man and his ever nagging wife went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, " You can have her shipped home for £5000, or bury her here in the Holy Land for £150"

The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you pay £5000 to have your wife shipped home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here AND you would only spend £150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
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20 Feb 2012   #307
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

The blonde joke was sent to me by a blonde. They like em as well.
Rich
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20 Feb 2012   #308
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I hope I don't get the naughty Girl tag on this..
If a man has a choice between a naughty or nice girl, the naughty wins every time.

Jim
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20 Feb 2012   #309
panais

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by richnrockville View Post
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,


'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.

Rich
A good one.. I'm part blonde.. along with gray.
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20 Feb 2012   #310
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I hope I don't get the naughty Girl tag on this..
To the naughty step with Pebbly you go!
Mike ... OoooHHH No .. not me ..
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