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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

05 Apr 2012   #391
XxBRADxX

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I've got two of them in my basement.
Call me old fashioned but im still running a flux capacitor
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05 Apr 2012   #392
A Guy

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Lucky guys!

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05 Apr 2012   #393
profdlp

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Lucky guys!

...

A Guy
That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
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05 Apr 2012   #394
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Now that picture you put up A Guy is cute and funny!

Now for my next bar joke... hmm... which one to use... AH! Here's one!

A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."
The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."
The bartender says, "Go ahead."
So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs."
"What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs."
"Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."
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06 Apr 2012   #395
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

MexicanOysters

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in Mexico .
While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served ?'

The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'

The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor.

Sometimes the bulls win !!!
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06 Apr 2012   #396
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by hopalong x View Post
mexicanoysters

a big texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in mexico .
while sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

he asked the waiter, 'what is that you just served ?'

the waiter replied, 'ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called cojones de toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

the cowboy said, 'what the heck, bring me an order.'

the waiter replied, 'i am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'these are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones i saw you serve yesterday.'

the waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'si, senor.

sometimes the bulls win !!!

and that's no bull!
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06 Apr 2012   #397
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by hopalong x View Post
mexicanoysters

a big texan stopped at a local restaurant following a dayroaming around in mexico .
while sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

he asked the waiter, 'what is that you just served ?'

the waiter replied, 'ah senor, you have excellent taste ! Those are called cojones de toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy !'

the cowboy said, 'what the heck, bring me an order.'

the waiter replied, 'i am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

the next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'these are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones i saw you serve yesterday.'

the waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'si, senor.

sometimes the bulls win !!!

and that's no bull!

Agreed!
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10 Apr 2012   #398
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by profdlp View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Lucky guys!

...

A Guy
That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
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10 Apr 2012   #399
profdlp

Main - Windows 7 Pro SP1 64-Bit; 2nd - Windows Server 2008 R2
 
 

Well, it was an honest mistake...
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11 Apr 2012   #400
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

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Lucky guys!

...

A Guy
That's the ugliest-looking dog I ever saw.
DAWG ??? ....that aint no dog.. looks mightly like a guina pig to me.. but whatta I know.
Pit bull / hamster mix.
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