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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

19 Apr 2012   #441
A Guy

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Welcome to Seven Forums tommcgtx

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20 Apr 2012   #442
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Welcome to the Forums, tommcgtx!

Now for my next joke:
As a group of soldiers stood in formation at an Army Base, the Drill Sergeant said, "All right! All you idiots fall out."
As the rest of the squad wondered away, one soldier remained at attention.
The Drill Instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with him, and then raised a single eye brow. The soldier smiled and said, "Sure was a lot of 'em, huh, sir?"
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20 Apr 2012   #443
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

At the end of his two-week holiday in London, a Japanese tourist hailed a black cab to take him to the airport for his flight home.

During the journey, a Honda car passed the taxi at great speed. The tourist leaned out of the window and yelled excitedly: 'Honda, very fast! Made in Japan!'

A bit later a Toyota sped past the taxi and again the Japanese tourist leaned out of the window and shouted: 'Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!'

Then a Mitsubishi flew past the taxi and for a third time the tourist leant out of the cab window and screamed: 'Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!'

By this time the taxi driver was getting rather angry, but kept quiet as the scene was repeated for a good number of cars, only stopping when they arrived at the airport.

The fare came to £250. The Japanese passenger exclaimed:'That's a lot for a short journey! Why so expensive?'

The taxi driver yelled back: 'Meter, very fast! Made in Japan!'
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20 Apr 2012   #444
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

L.S. Lowry really knew how to draw a crowd.
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22 Apr 2012   #445
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

I do not enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.





I changed my I Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.





When chemists die, they barium.





Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.





A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.





I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.




How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.




I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Than it dawned on me.




This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.




I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.




I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.




They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.




A dyslexic man walks into a bra.




PMS jokes aren't funny, period.




Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.




Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.




Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.




I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.




How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!




Did you hear about the cross eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?




When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.




What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.




I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!




Broken pencils are pointless.




I tried to catch some fog. I mist.




What do you call a dinosaur with extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.




England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.




I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.




I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.




All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.




I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.




Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.




Velcro - what a rip off!




Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.




Venison for dinner? Oh deer!




Earthquake in Washington obviously the government's fault.




I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.




Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.


Jim
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22 Apr 2012   #446
A Guy

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Good one Jim Gonna steal borrow that one

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22 Apr 2012   #447
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Nice one about Moses! I have heard a lot of Jesus ones, but not one about Moses... HILARIOUS!
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22 Apr 2012   #448
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Jim
Quote:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Evidently on several occasions. That explains everything.
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24 Apr 2012   #449
BugMeister

Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
 
 

Jokes Thread [3]-deano.png

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's...

- probably the mushrooms


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24 Apr 2012   #450
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

More likely the anchovies...

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