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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

29 Apr 2012   #461
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing.
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass."
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some
'Cheerios'."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know, he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be 'Cheerios'!"
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29 Apr 2012   #462
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 



Sure as shxx won't be Cheerios.
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30 Apr 2012   #463
tommcgtx

MS Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit SP1
 
 
Best Bar in the World

The first says: "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The second then starts: "That sounds like a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one called Quinns. At Quinns, you buy a drink, Quinn buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Quinn buys you another drink."

Then the third pipes up. "You think that's good? Where I come from, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other two. "That sounds fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replies their friend, "but it happened to my sister!"
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30 Apr 2012   #464
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I think Pebbly .. must have had Cherrios today for breakfast... that's really funny ..
or at least it is to me. Good one Pebbly.
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30 Apr 2012   #465
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

I would have to agree with you LadyPink. And Pebbly, did you come up with that one? It's f---ing hilarious!
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30 Apr 2012   #466
Maguscreed

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 x64
 
 

I've actually heard a variation of that joke many years ago, it's the first time I've seen it told that way though.
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01 May 2012   #467
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Pebbly always finds the best of the best.

Even the terrible ones are sooo bad they are still funny.
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01 May 2012   #468
pebbly

win 7 ultimate32bit, Win8.1pro wmc 32bit
 
 

Why thank you Mike
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01 May 2012   #469
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

The Rest of the story...

Osama Bin Laden was living with 3 wives in one compound, and never left the house for 5 years.

It is now believed that he called the US Navy Seals himself.

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01 May 2012   #470
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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