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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

22 May 2012   #521
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

I don't need a naughty step.

I'm badly-behaved - permanently!

Dammit, I'm a senior citizen and I've earned the right to do so!
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22 May 2012   #522
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

SV

Joan told me you were born on a naughty step. I'm not sure what she meant by that.
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22 May 2012   #523
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Well, every time I asked my parents where I came from they said it was from under a gooseberry bush - that must be where I got my prickly side from.
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22 May 2012   #524
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

You're saying your a seacactus32?
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22 May 2012   #525
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

nice one miss Pebbly xD
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22 May 2012   #526
seavixen32

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
You're saying your a seacactus32?


No wonder I keep getting thrown out of bed!!
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23 May 2012   #527
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

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23 May 2012   #528
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

Finally this age-old question is answered.....

Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Here is proof that they are wrong.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

You never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

Case closed.
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23 May 2012   #529
richnrockville

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
 
 

I am writing that one down Hopalong X
I can really use that one..

Rich
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23 May 2012   #530
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
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