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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

26 May 2012   #551

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

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26 May 2012   #552

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Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Ahh, the Wolfy and Hoppy show. I've missed it!

A Guy
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26 May 2012   #553

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

Never heard of the Wolfy and Hoppy show... but it looks hilarious
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26 May 2012   #554

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Ahh, the Wolfy and Hoppy show. I've missed it!

A Guy
You must have seen a rerun.
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26 May 2012   #555

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Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Well, there was old involved

A Guy
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27 May 2012   #556

x64 (6.3.9600) Win8.1 Pro & soon dual boot x64 (6.1.7601) Win7_SP1 HomePrem
 
 

At last, now I understand - you made it all so clear.
Except the barking monkey part.

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
I'll be waiting on the front porch !!!.....

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our
family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and
bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.
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27 May 2012   #557

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Slartybart View Post
At last, now I understand - you made it all so clear.
Except the barking monkey part.
Slartybart

Wait until the pink elephant shows up.
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28 May 2012   #558

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Maria had just got married, and being a traditional Italian bride, was still a virgin.

On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was understandably very nervous.

"Don't worry, Maria," her mother said. "Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

"Meanwhile, I'll be in the kitchen making pasta for tomorrow's dinner."

With that, Maria went upstairs just as Tony was taking his shirt off to reveal a hairy chest.

Maria rushed downstairs and yelled, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a hairy chest!"

"Don't worry." replied her mother. "All good men have hairy chests. Now go back upstairs. Tony will take good care of you."

Maria went upstairs again just as Tony had taken his trousers off to reveal hairy legs.

Again, she rushed downstairs and cried, "Mama, Mama, Tony has taken his trousers off and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All men have hairy legs. Now go back upstairs to Tony. He'll take good care of you."

With that, Maris went back upstairs just as tony was taking his socks off, revealing that he had three toes missing from his left foot.

Maria flew downstairs again and screamed, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot-and-a-half!"

"Don't worry!" exclaimed Mama. "You stay here and stir the pasta!"
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28 May 2012   #559

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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28 May 2012   #560

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
 
 

Glad you liked it LPT, laughter is the best medicine!
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