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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

22 Aug 2012   #841
Phone Man

Windows 8.1 Pro w/Media Center 64bit, Windows 7 HP 64bit
 
 

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A fur seal walks into a club.
Not funny on any level.

Jim
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23 Aug 2012   #842
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

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A fur seal walks into a club.
Not funny on any level.

Jim
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23 Aug 2012   #843
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

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A fur seal walks into a club.
Not funny on any level.

Jim
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23 Aug 2012   #844
Imperfect1

 
 

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A fur seal walks into a club.
Not funny on any level.

Jim
Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!


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23 Aug 2012   #845
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

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Not funny on any level.

Jim
Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!
Some people have a weird sense of humour.
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23 Aug 2012   #846
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

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Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!
Some people have a weird sense of humour.
Gee, I didn't know warped was spelled w e i r d.
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23 Aug 2012   #847
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

OK, back on track...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

A Guy
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23 Aug 2012   #848
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

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ok, back on track...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says "it looks like you blew a seal."

"no no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

a guy
groan.
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24 Aug 2012   #849
EdL

windows 7 pro 64
 
 
News Paper

I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.


'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.'


I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it...
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24 Aug 2012   #850
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

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I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.


'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.'


I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it...
I knew an iPad must be good for something.

fliPad Who knew!!!
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