Jokes Thread [3]

xarden said:

A fur seal walks into a club.

Not funny on any level.

Jim

Phone Man said:

xarden said:

A fur seal walks into a club.

Not funny on any level.

Jim

Phone Man said:

xarden said:

A fur seal walks into a club.

Not funny on any level.

Jim

Imperfect1 said:

BlackSparrow said:

Phone Man said:

Not funny on any level.

Jim

Wow, that was really in BAD TASTE and not funny. Thanks guys for saying something!

Some people have a weird sense of humour.

OK, back on track...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

A Guy

a guy said:

ok, back on track...

A vacationing penguin is driving his through arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat it, he ends up with ice cream all over his beak.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says "it looks like you blew a seal."

"no no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."

a guy

groan.

EdL said:

I was visiting a friend last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.


'This is the 21st century,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can use my iPad.'


I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit it...

I knew an iPad must be good for something.

fliPad Who knew!!!