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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

25 Aug 2012   #851
koolkat77

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Windows 10 Home 64Bit
 
 

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Jane and Arlene...


Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Cell phone in public

After a busy day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes
as the train departed Montreal for Hudson.

As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled
out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart it's
Eric, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four
thirty but I had a long meeting - no, honey, not with that floozie from the
accounts office, with the boss. No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life
- yes, I'm sure, cross my heart" etc., etc.

Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly, when the young woman
sitting next to him, who was obviously angered by his continuous diatribe,
yelled at the top of her voice: "Hey, Eric, turn that stupid phone off and
come back to bed!"

Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public anymore.
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25 Aug 2012   #852
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1, Win 10
 
 

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25 Aug 2012   #853
Carl Lawrence

Dual-boot: Windows 7 HP 32-bit SP1 & Windows XP Pro 32-bit SP2.
 
 

There is this butcher who is 6foot 8". Wears size 14 shoes. Guess what he weighs?

Answer: Sausages.
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25 Aug 2012   #854
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

BOO!
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25 Aug 2012   #855
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

I Ask To Borrow A Newspaper


I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

'This is the 21st century, he said. 'I don't waste money on newspapers.
Here, you can borrow my iPad.'



I can tell you this, that damn fly never knew what hit him.
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25 Aug 2012   #856
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

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Have a great week-end!
THW


ps. I am at home... hehehehe


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25 Aug 2012   #857
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Carl Lawrence View Post
There is this butcher who is 6foot 8". Wears size 14 shoes. Guess what he weighs?

Answer: Sausages.
CarlL..... that's cute
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26 Aug 2012   #858
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Wives never forget their old boy friends


Husband took the wife to a disco dance hall on the weekend.

There was a guy on the dance floor giving it his all....

large leaps, breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works!

The wife turned to husband and said: "See that guy?

30 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he's STILL celebrating!!!
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26 Aug 2012   #859
F5ing

Windows 7 Ultimate x64
 
 

Yet another good one LPt1!!
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26 Aug 2012   #860
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Thank you F5ing..
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