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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

09 Sep 2012   #901
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

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09 Sep 2012   #902
MrsHDixon

Windows 7 home premium 64
 
 

..............I love the last one!
Yep....and I'm still laughing!
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09 Sep 2012   #903
BlackSparrow

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
 
 

so many jokes to look at! Last one made me laugh my arse off xD
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10 Sep 2012   #904
jadinolf

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
I see where Monica Lewinsky is now voting Republican.

Apparently the Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.


A Guy
Can you imagine kissing her?

What's the first thing you think of after doing it?
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10 Sep 2012   #905
mitchell65

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7601 Multiprocessor Free Service Pack 1
 
 

My joke of the day "Windows 8"
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10 Sep 2012   #906
whs
Microsoft MVP

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10 Sep 2012   #907
Lady Fitzgerald

Win 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by whs View Post
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That would be funny if it wasn't so true.
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10 Sep 2012   #908
Trevers1987

Win7 64bit Ult
 
 

Here's one for the man with a dry sense of humour.
What did the grape do when it got stood on ?..........
... let out a little Wine

Got that from the back of a penguin wrapper years ago. the only person ever to find it funny was a blonde girl I took for lunch one day that ask me why my mash was green ???? It was mushy pea's now that's just plain thick lmfao
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10 Sep 2012   #909
Trevers1987

Win7 64bit Ult
 
 

Wife text husband on a cold winters morning"Windows frozen".............
Husband text back "pour some luke warm water over it"...................
Wife text back "computer completely f**ked now"
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10 Sep 2012   #910
BrightBlessings

Win7 Pro-64 Bit
 
 

An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose, 150 meters away. The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
The statistician jumped up and down screaming, "We got him! We got him!"
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