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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

16 Sep 2012   #931
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

They were Mr & Mrs, but now they are Mrs & Mrs.
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16 Sep 2012   #932
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dwarf View Post
They were Mr & Mrs, but now they are Mrs & Mrs.
Somehow I Ms that!
Time to take meds and go to bed.
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16 Sep 2012   #933
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Dennis good to see you posting today.
Go back , watch the video I posted.." Wrong Underware video "...

I hope all is going well for you both.
Wishing you a great, fresh week ahead.
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16 Sep 2012   #934
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
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Ok.. I hope this will work for everyone.

Wrong Underware video
don't blame me if it's too funny....
Thank you all for your replies..
Lol, I have a great comeback, but don't want to get banned Lets just say...OUCH!

A Guy
Your reply made me laugh out really loud.. I did also the first time I saw the video.
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16 Sep 2012   #935
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Layback Bear View Post
My kind of Zorro.
Now that's a nice reply .. thank you
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16 Sep 2012   #936
The Howling Wolves

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by LADYPINKtomato1 View Post
Dennis good to see you posting today.
Go back , watch the video I posted.." Wrong Underware video "...

I hope all is going well for you both.
Wishing you a great, fresh week ahead.
The water bed video was great!
I wish I could translate the German responses as that would have made it even more funnier.

You take care and have a great week.
Dennis
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18 Sep 2012   #937
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Confused

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these agencies:

Internal Revenue 'Service'
U.S. Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Cable TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
State, City, County & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'

This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.

But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had
hired a bull to 'Service' a few cows.
BAM!!! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies
are doing to us.

Now you are as enlightened as I am.
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18 Sep 2012   #938
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Smile LPt!

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18 Sep 2012   #939
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Mike... hahahahaha.. only you..
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18 Sep 2012   #940
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Splinters in her crotch:
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the
natural splendor of her land so she started
to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
In her haste to escape, the woman slid
down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain,
she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She
told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter
and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the
examining room and he would see if he could
help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor Reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get
permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau
of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area'
so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down."
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