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Windows 7: Jokes Thread [3]

23 Sep 2012   #961
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 8.1 64bit
 
 

Brilliant, thanks Bill, that Death one made me chuckle.
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24 Sep 2012   #962
boogieboy

Windows 7 Ultimate x64 SP1
 
 

In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier..

After haircut when he gave money, the barber refused & said:
You fight 4 the people of the country, I wont take money from you'..

Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop ..

Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money & said:
'You help the ill people of my country, I wont take money from you' ..

Next day he found an expensive clothing outside his shop!!

Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take the money from him too & said:
"You are our visitor, I wont take money from you" ..

Next day ...

There were 10 Pakistanis waiting in a line outside his shop!!!
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26 Sep 2012   #963
BugMeister

64-Bit W7 Ult_sp1
 
 

What do you call a wriggly robot..??

A worminator..!!
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26 Sep 2012   #964
Trevers1987

Win7 64bit Ult
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
What do you call a wriggly robot..??

A worminator..!!
thats terrible lol
here's my go

What did the grape do when it got trod on?.........
Let out a little Wine!!
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26 Sep 2012   #965
Hopalong X

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by BugMeister View Post
What do you call a wriggly robot..??

A worminator..!!
A BugEnator?
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26 Sep 2012   #966
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

How do you get out of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out

Remember that from my childhood. A Guy
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28 Sep 2012   #967
BugMeister

64-Bit W7 Ult_sp1
 
 



- genuine 1960's UK TV ad..
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30 Sep 2012   #968
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

A New Truck


One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw
his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to
him with a wide grin.


"Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"


"Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.

"She give it to ya? "I know'd she wiz kinda sweet on ya, but a
new truck?"

"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel
drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got
out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take
whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!"

"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
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30 Sep 2012   #969
Britton30
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by boogieboy View Post
In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier..

After haircut when he gave money, the barber refused & said:
You fight 4 the people of the country, I wont take money from you'..

Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop ..

Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money & said:
'You help the ill people of my country, I wont take money from you' ..

Next day he found an expensive clothing outside his shop!!

Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take the money from him too & said:
"You are our visitor, I wont take money from you" ..

Next day ...

There were 10 Pakistanis waiting in a line outside his shop!!!
Funny and shows we can laugh at ourselves.

"Pakistani " could be substituted with a lot of things too. Democrat comes to mind.
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12 Oct 2012   #970
Borg 386

Win 7 32 Home Premium, Win 7 64 Pro, Win 8.1 Pro
 
 

While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.

"You'll have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.

Dad wasn't sold: "Unless you're including a periscope with my casket, I don't know how I'm going to enjoy it."
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