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  1. seavixen32
    Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       New #521

    I don't need a naughty step.

    I'm badly-behaved - permanently!

    Dammit, I'm a senior citizen and I've earned the right to do so!
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  3. Hopalong X
    Posts : 6,349
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       New #522

    SV

    Joan told me you were born on a naughty step. I'm not sure what she meant by that.
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  4. seavixen32
    Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       New #523

    Well, every time I asked my parents where I came from they said it was from under a gooseberry bush - that must be where I got my prickly side from.
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  6. Hopalong X
    Posts : 6,349
    Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
       New #524

    You're saying your a seacactus32?
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  7. BlackSparrow
    Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       New #525

    nice one miss Pebbly xD
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  8. seavixen32
    Posts : 7,730
    Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 64-Bit
       New #526

    Hopalong X said:
    You're saying your a seacactus32?


    No wonder I keep getting thrown out of bed!!
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  10. Joan Archer
    Posts : 7,538
    Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit/Windows 10 64bit
       New #527

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  11. Hopalong X
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       New #528

    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the Nuts?

    Finally this age-old question is answered.....

    Women always say that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

    Here is proof that they are wrong.

    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

    You never hear a guy say, "I would like another kick in the nuts."

    Case closed.
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  12. richnrockville
    Posts : 1,800
    Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1
       New #529

    I am writing that one down Hopalong X
    I can really use that one..

    Rich
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  13. BlackSparrow
    Posts : 2,241
    Windows 7 Professional 32-bit (6.1, Build 7600)
       New #530

    A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
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