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PRICELESS !!!!
Does it bother anyone else when someone is on their cell phone and conducts very personal calls that you really don't want to hear but are trapped into listening? You'll enjoy this one.
After a busy day, and just as everyone was settling down for a nap on the train for home, a man sitting in the midst hauled out his cell phone and started up a loud, lengthy conversation. "Hi darling, it's Bob. I'm on the train. Yes, I know it's the 6:30 not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting.No, not with that floozie from the typing pool, with the boss.
No, darling, you're the only one in my life.Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc., blah, blah, blah . . .
" When this went on more than 15 minutes, a young woman sitting opposite him, driven beyond endurance, yelled at the top of her voice,"Hey, Bob! Turn off that phone and come back to bed!“
