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pebbly... you just made me fall off my chair!A little boy enters his parent's bedroom early one morning only to find his mum lying on top of his dad frantically making love. Realising she'd been spotted in the act, mum hurriedly gets dressed and follows her son down the stairs to try and explain what he saw. "Tom", she says, "you know that your daddy has a big fat tummy, well sometimes I have to bounce up and down upon it to flatten it down, that's what I was doing when you came into our room!"
The little boy, looking quite bemused replies, "well that's a waste of time, because whenever you go out shopping the next door neighbour's wife comes around, gets on her Knees and blows it back up again!"