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Windows 7: Is your PC Male or Female? :p

03 Nov 2011   #11
Arc

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Windows 7 Home Premium 64 Bit SP 1
 
 

Ray is right

My computer sounds like a female, but my XP virtual machine sounds like a male
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03 Nov 2011   #12

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Windows 8.1 Pro with Media Center
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".
So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...
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03 Nov 2011   #13

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Hopalong X View Post
Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".
So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...
Now that makes sense.
The story of my life another "crazy" woman to deal with.
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03 Nov 2011   #14

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

its anna from microsoft.
she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up

http://www.winuser.co.uk/43-spoken-g...-computer.aspx
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03 Nov 2011   #15

Windows7 Pro 64bit SP-1; Windows XP Pro 32bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by boohbah View Post
its anna from microsoft.
she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up
BSOD non verbal translation- "Go away I have a headache."
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03 Nov 2011   #16

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Windows 8.1 Pro with Media Center
 
 

How to regognize if your PC is female:
- Once a month it's cranky a full week. BSOD's, "not today" errors and so on. When it is a bit older, this behaviour ends but is replaced with strange changes in temperatures and sudden mood swings
- Files are saved in unlogical places where you have problems to find them
- Make up & hair style changes suddenly without warning (read: GUI appearance)
- The longer your relationship, the more unwilling it is to fullfill your commands and the more you get "this is not allowed" messages
- The older the PC, the heavier it is and behaves

That's just a few hints but enough to determine the sex of your ccomputer.

Kari
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03 Nov 2011   #17

Windows 8 Pro
 
 

Mine is a girl.Have to think twice before placing it on my lap when girlfriend is around
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03 Nov 2011   #18

Windows 7 Home Premium 64bit
 
 

Not sure of my computer's gender

It says ..... I wuv you!
Played it again and got.........Did you take out the trash?
Did you read the instructions?
Pull over and get directions!
Why are you putting Duct Tape over my mouth?
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03 Nov 2011   #19

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

and constantly wont input
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03 Nov 2011   #20
Arc

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium 64 Bit SP 1
 
 


Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by boohbah View Post
mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

and constantly wont input
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