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A Guy · 13 Feb 2012

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
~Carl Spackler, Caddyshack

A Guy

JaidynM · 14 Feb 2012

A great man is always willing to be little.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

zigzag3143 · 14 Feb 2012

There comes a point when you just love someone. Not because they’re good, or bad, or anything really. You just love them. It doesn’t mean you’ll be together forever. It doesn’t mean you won’t hurt each other. It just means you love them. Sometimes in spite of who they are, and sometimes because of who they are. And you know that they love you, sometimes because of who you are, and sometimes in spite of it.”

~Laurell K. Hamilton (Incubus Dreams)

{J & K}

JaidynM · 14 Feb 2012

Be the chief but never the lord.
Lao Tzu

panais · 14 Feb 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by koolkat77

The Dalai Lama, when asked what surprised him most about humanity answered, “Man. Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”

I like this!!

**koolkat77** · 14 Feb 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by panais

I like this!!

Thanks

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The brilliance of your mind is completely destroyed by the ignorance of your mouth.

panais · 14 Feb 2012

Life without love is slow death!!

Mine!

mickey megabyte · 14 Feb 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte

life is slow death.

mine!

panais · 14 Feb 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by panais

Life without love is slow death!!

Mine!

Quote: Originally Posted by mickey megabyte

life is slow death.

mine!

Life is beautiful!!

For all

Qdos · 14 Feb 2012

If only decisions were made by people with the expertise, and not people with the time...

- Dilbert

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