Quote of the Day - [3]

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.
~Albert Brooks

A Guy

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.
Charles Horton Cooley

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
Hunter S. Thompson

The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have.

If everything was easy, Nothing would be worth it.

Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.
William Arthur Ward

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
~Henny Youngman

A Guy

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
E. B. White