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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
~Paula Poundstone
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
~Paula Poundstone
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
~Mickey Rooney
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw
There are two ways of exerting ones strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.
~Booker T. Washington
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Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.
~James Thurber
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The Perfect Maturity is when a person hurts you, and you try to understand their situation & don't hurt them back.