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You may delay, but time will not.
_ Benjamin Franklin.
"I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested." -Sheldon Cooper
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
~Bradley's Bromide
A Guy
"The grass is always greener over the septic tank."
"If life is a bowl of cherries, what am I doing in the pits?"
Erma Bombeck
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
Irina Dunn (not Gloria Steinem)
"Ignorance is the curse of god; Knowledge is the wing wherewith we fly to heaven." - William Shakespeare
Don't love someone who's already in love with another one. Cause if you do, It's like buying a gun to shoot yourself, Loaded with unlimited bullets.
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
~Ellen DeGeneres
A Guy