What annoys me about tennis is all the grunting and groaning that goes on when striking their balls.
I would be in deep pain if I hit mine like that.
Old golf sayings....
It takes a lot of balls to play like I do.
Once your ball is in play please don't lick it!
If you ball is out of bounds it is an automatic penalty stroke...
Are we talking about golf or sex? I be cornfused!