I started off here as simply "noob" because I came in here with zero W7 experience. A while later, I somehow managed to earn a medal here
.... then some of the more senior members suggested that "noob" was no longer befitting.
So I elicited suggestions, and Robert, aka iseeuu
, suggested "noobvious" and I had no better ideas, so I went with it. Our gracious staff here granted my request for the username change, and "noobvious" was born!