Keys - reminds me...
I had been working all day and all night for a few sleepless days on a problem. In the office, I ran another test on the system and it worked. Good. Time to go home and sleep.
As I entered the elevator for the ride down, I dropped my car keys, watching them land on the small crack between the elevator door and the floor landing.
"Don't even..." I whispered - and watched the keys fall through the crack. Down, down the shaft.
It was then that I noticed I had on one black wingtip and one brown oxford.
I called a cab.