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Windows 7: Some Laws... Newton forgot

16 Aug 2009   #1
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 
Some Laws... Newton forgot

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
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16 Aug 2009   #2
Lee

Win 7 Pro x64, VM Win XP, Win7 Pro Sandbox, Kubuntu 11
 
 

Boy!, having a couple of strokes screws up your memory, but lets see if I can get this right: Lex L. . . .(can remember spelling) Superman's Arch Villain said, "Why does the phone also ring when you are in the shower/bath?"

I like your LAWS, the sign of a . . . . . mind
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16 Aug 2009   #3
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Thanks.
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18 Aug 2009   #4
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Lee View Post
Boy!, having a couple of strokes screws up your memory, but lets see if I can get this right: Lex L. . . .(can remember spelling) Superman's Arch Villain said, "Why does the phone also ring when you are in the shower/bath?"

I like your LAWS, the sign of a . . . . . mind
Hello Lee.


Lex Luthor - Wikipedia
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18 Aug 2009   #5
DarkDavil

7 x64/ Back-Track 4
 
 

Heh Soooo true
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18 Aug 2009   #6
Kari

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Dinesh View Post
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
You have listed several subcategories of Murphy's Law:
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Murphy (I think?)
If something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Kari
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