Today, a few weeks after all the uni computers were upgraded from XP to Windows 7, the printer has still not been installed on them...so no one can print. Written on a notice:
"Printer should be back in use from 23rd April onwards."
Written on the 23rd April:
"Printer still not installed. Incredible!!!"
Scrawled in response a week later:
"You shall not print!"
Edit: a few minutes ago... I needed three paper hankies in succession to blow my nose because of my cold. Needless to say, this was a rather long and noisy process. Awed-sounding comment from someone sitting behind me: