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27 Jun 2012   #1581
FredeGail

Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate: x64 (SP1)
 
 

Quote:
No, it's the national dish of England!!!!!
I actually thought you were kidding, then I Googled it and it's actually true. Mini heart attack!

Best Regards,
Frederik.
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27 Jun 2012   #1582
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

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Chicken Tikka Masala...
Looks delicious! Is it Indian?

Best Regards,
Frederik.
No, it's the national dish of England!!!!!
1st time I ever heard of it was from my friend from Kettering, Northants

A Guy
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28 Jun 2012   #1583
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

It's very hot here.. I think I'm spending way too much time on my pc., here's why.

TECH Support

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?
****************************

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try,
it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor,
but the computer still says he can't find it..
****************************

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech support: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech support: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: ! OK
Tech support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes
Tech support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in.
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Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five dots.
****************************
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer..
****************************
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer,
but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.
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Tech support: How may I help you?
Customer: I'm writing my first email.
Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?
Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?
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This one and the next are our personal favorites!
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point.
The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'
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And last but not least!
Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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29 Jun 2012   #1584
Orbital Shark

 
 

Hi all, been a while



Today I've been keeping the kids amused, playing games and promoting my facebook pages

Need for Speed Most Wanted (2012)
PlayStation 3 Gamers United
Fair Online Racing

Thought I'd pop in, letting the Windows 7 world know that I'm still around
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29 Jun 2012   #1585
FredeGail

Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate: x64 (SP1)
 
 

Cutiepies !
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29 Jun 2012   #1586
Joan Archer

Windows 7 Ultimate SP1 32 bit/Windows 10 64bit
 
 

Welcome back Jeff, it's nice to see you again it's been too long. Love the photo of the little ones how old are they now ?
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29 Jun 2012   #1587
Golden
Microsoft MVP

Windows 7 Ult. x64
 
 

Welcome back mate! They look well
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29 Jun 2012   #1588
smurfyy

Seven Ultimate 64bit /Macbuntu 10.10 32bit (desktop) Android 4.0.3 ICS (tablet)
 
 

Realised SF has an Android app, might be a little more active over here now

Good news!
Passed my 2nd A+ test, 220-702 iirc. Apparently I'm fully A+ certified now. Not sure, though. I passed the 701 and 702, I know there's 2 parts but eh.

Need to update my system specs here, it's been a long time lol.

At work, been one of them days. Didn't get much sleep last night as it was quite warm here, went into work like a zombie or smth, just wasn't with it at all. But hey, it's Friday!

//EDIT
Also got an Email from Farnell confirming my Raspberry Pi shipment, should be dispatched in a couple of weeks!
Managed to nab a 4GB Class 4 SD card for it today from Sainsburys for £6, was on a clearance. Sweet ;D
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29 Jun 2012   #1589
A Guy

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Orbital Shark View Post
Hi all, been a while



Today I've been keeping the kids amused, playing games and promoting my facebook pages

Need for Speed Most Wanted (2012)
PlayStation 3 Gamers United
Fair Online Racing

Thought I'd pop in, letting the Windows 7 world know that I'm still around
Good to see you Jeff. Cute kids

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smurfyy View Post
Realised SF has an Android app, might be a little more active over here now

Good news!
Passed my 2nd A+ test, 220-702 iirc. Apparently I'm fully A+ certified now. Not sure, though. I passed the 701 and 702, I know there's 2 parts but eh.

Need to update my system specs here, it's been a long time lol.

At work, been one of them days. Didn't get much sleep last night as it was quite warm here, went into work like a zombie or smth, just wasn't with it at all. But hey, it's Friday!

//EDIT
Also got an Email from Farnell confirming my Raspberry Pi shipment, should be dispatched in a couple of weeks!
Managed to nab a 4GB Class 4 SD card for it today from Sainsburys for £6, was on a clearance. Sweet ;D
Cool

A Guy
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30 Jun 2012   #1590
LADYPINKtomato1

Windows 8 - 64-bit
 
 

Orbita lShark .. good to have you back with us.. Precious children.
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