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Windows 7: Scientists Discover New Element

05 Feb 2012   #1

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Scientists Discover New Element

As some of you may know, I'm a geologist by profession and would like to share the following with you.


Oxford University researchers have discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a re-organisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass. When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.
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05 Feb 2012   #2

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1

This new element must have been found in Washington D.C. I think if they dig deeper they will find dopeatrons and dumatrons. These do not have a 2 and 6 year rotation cycle. Electionatrons don't affect them. They are there ever when the Governmentium are changed and or rotated.
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05 Feb 2012   #3

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Windows 7 Home Premium x64 SP1

Apparently half the particles are diametrically opposed to the other half as well. A Guy
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06 Feb 2012   #4

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1

I think it has something to do with magnetic suck and blow.
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