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Cripes Hoppy I hope he wears that lippy again and I think he / she errr whatever could do with some decent eyeliner too mate - you cutting down on his errrr her oh blow it I'm all confused now. Toppie's allowance?Topper is on vacation.
He left the UK last week. They had too much snow.
He was headed for a walk about down under.
So don't be surprised when he shows up knocking at your door wanting to check his email and log in to seven forums.
Hide the Guinness.
Why Guinness mate he' - no aint goin there again - will have to settle for coffee - don't drink (booze anymore)
He will be fine with coffee.