Canucks HERE?? hellooo

Just curious if there are any other Canadians here besides me.
There is probably a very low Canadian population here since we don't need any technical help and kick the ass out of ....

ok, before i get my ass kicked ....ANY CANUCKS HHEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!

Cheers guys
Paul, once from Toronto, now hiding somewhere near burma

:)

A Newfie walked into a bank in Toronto and asked for the loans officer. He told the officer that he was going to Newfoundland on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000, however he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Newfie handed over the keys to a brand new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank.

The Newfie produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Newfie for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Newfie returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07.

The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Newfie replied: "Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?"


Hey Crazy.

Greetings from Manitoba

The Peg

dinosaurus said:

The Peg

I'm sure you recognized from the pic above, but yes the Peg as well, born and raised Calgary though. Livin in the Peg for 3 1/2 years now.